Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Know You Desire Me, In a Sexual Way (Pitbull - Deciphered)

Let me laugh at you.
I am a man from Florida and I splice my music together.
Are you aware of South 75th Street Brazil?
This year it will be the location of the largest block party festival.
Let me laugh at you again.

I speak to you in Spanish so you cannot understand.
And this is how I sound cool.

One, two, three, four.
I can count to four.

I am aware that you desire me, in a sexual way.
You are aware that I desire you, in a sexual way.
I am aware that you desire me.
You are aware that I desire you, you are aware.

Allow me to repeat myself, in case you are hard of hearing.
You make me laugh.

One, two, three, four.
Aren't you proud I can count?

I will say dirty things to you in Spanish now.
Do you like my accent?

One, two, three, four.
Hooray!

It is now six 'olock. I can also tell time!
I will refer to myself in the third person because I am drunk.
I will brag about the size of my dick
and that I can sweat like a pig.

I will not stop until I take you with me.
I will drive you in my car while I play with my
body part that rhymes with Hitchcock.

I am aware that you desire me, in a sexual way.

You are aware that I desire you, in a sexual way.
I am aware that you desire me.
You are aware that I desire you, you are aware.

Allow me to repeat myself, in case you are hard of hearing.
You make me laugh so hard.

Are you drunk enough yet to understand my Spanish?
Here, let me buy you another drink.

One, two, three, four.
Yay, I can still count!

You have a butt like a donkey or a monkey,
And that's a compliment in Florida.
Welcome to my house.

Here we will do x-rated things
I will only refer to in passing
so they can still play this on the radio.

I am aware that you desire me, in a sexual way.

You are aware that I desire you, in a sexual way.
I am aware that you desire me.
You are aware that I desire you, you are aware.

Allow me to repeat myself, in case you are hard of hearing.
I am still laughing at you.

I will treat you like a baby and take you into my custody.
You can stay at my house or my condo.
You can lay on my king-size mattress
and I will  molest you there.

I will keep repeating myself until you come with me.
You had better come with me before I count to four.

One, two, three...

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